Anonymous of Course

Lauren Tallman’s “How to Have An Affair and Not Get Caught,” is a fact-filled and fun-filled guide for those already into…soon to be into or thinking about entering into an illicit love affair. While the idea may seem so soap-opera romantic, the author outlines the many of the pratfalls and speed-bumps couples may encounter along the way. When you realize that your efforts for some temporary hanky-panky requires as much detailed planning as the invasion of Normandy, you may decide that it’s just not worth it.

True Story

While sitting with a couple, the husband received a phone call. He said it was “someone from the office” but we could still hear the stilted tête-à-tête. His wife, who happened to be sitting right next to me, whispered, “He’s having an affair, isn’t he?” This was of course a rhetorical question. It was embarrassing for everyone involved – and none of us should have been involved!


“I love my wife more than anything, but I needed the sex. I had the privilege of reading Tallman’s book, and, man, did it help. Finally, a book about helping me have a safe affair, but more importantly, making sure the woman I love doesn’t find out. With How To Have An Affair And Not Get Caught I found a way to help myself and help strengthen my marriage.”